Showing posts with label Sincerely Serious' Rants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sincerely Serious' Rants. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Food For Thought..Beyonce Edition


Have you ever met a celebrity or someone you really admired and then they were a jerk or just not what you expected?

I ask that because the rumors were confirmed today that Beyonce did indeed STRAIGHT JACK her new single "If I were a Boy" from some random ass BC Jean person. This isn't the first time she has done something like this. If you remember she claimed she wrote "Irreplaceable" and then got put on blast after word got out that it was actually written by Ne-Y0.

Now this makes me ask the question: Who are you in real life Beyonce?

For those of you who know me, you know I Love Love Love me some Beyonce, and she comes off so frickin sweet. BUT what do we REALLY know about Beyonce?

Truthfully not a damn thing.

Atleast we know something about the following celebrities:

Kanye West - Spoiled Brat

Suge Knight - Can't Fight

Foxy Brown - A deaf slut

Cam'ron- On the DL

T.I. - Likes to beat it up raw (he has a million kids) and is preparing for war (the small artillery hidden in his home)

O.J. - is a murdering thief

Amy Winehouse- will do any drug known to man

Britney Spears - Never wears underwear

Shaq- a philandering SNITCH

Is Beyonce a "Beautiful Liar"? (Pun Intended)
**Sincerely Serious**

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

"The Man" fixed the NBA Playoffs!




[This is the most you will ever see of "The Man" he is very aloof]

Now that I'm over being salty about the Cavs losing. I will now post my 2cents about how "The Man" is ruining professional basketball. If you watched the regular NBA season you know that certain teams stood out the entire season. Therefore there was no question as to who would dominate the playoffs and eventually make it to the finals. "The Man" also knew this because he knows EVERYTHING.

Now what YOU DONT REALIZE is that "The Man" in his effort to get every dime he possibly can concocked a sinister plan to get the American public to watch the playoffs.

HE PAID THESE TEAMS TO LOSE!!!!!!!!!!!

Com'on people think about it WAKE UP!!! There is no reason in HELL the Hawks and Celtics should have played that effin long are you serious!?!? There is no plausible reason the Lakers and ANYBODY should play that long....

SERIOUSLY the HAWKS??? Dude I went to a Hawks game last season, sat in damn near the front row for $22 and got a free hat, hotdog, and 20oz coke...no bullshit..the Hawks aren't worth a pot to piss in!

Seriously even in the Cavs/Celtics series that first game should have opened your eyes to the fact that this shit was fixed. Ray Allen was scoreless for the FIRST TIME SINCE HIS FIRST EVER NBA GAME...Lebron missed EVERYTHING!!!! Common now that's like saying Mark Price can't shoot a three...thats like sayin MJ can't dunk....thats like sayin Charles Barkley aint broke...it was ridiculous...all in the name of making shit interesting to get those commercial dollars, people to fill in the arenas, and watching a effin fixed series.

To be honest I think the first real games will be the Conference Finals....its just ashame that professional sports lack the competitive edge they had back in the mid-early 90's to such an extent that "The Man" would stoop to fixing the playoffs to make it interesting.

Ok I'm done

**Sincerely Serious**